What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
13.06.2025 06:00
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”